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Ana Marie Cox: Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Bloggers

Posted in funny, imagination land, personal, political, television by writerwriting on November 26, 2008

via Ana Marie Cox: Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Bloggers

Okay, so I don’t live in Nebraska and I’m not in middle school, but I wonder if they’d let me join their club? I love Keith and Rachel and Ana Marie (though they would probably not let me in based on how smitten I am over Chris Matthews because ewwww he’s old or something).

Is it 5pm yet? Whoever decided to let everyone but the employees here leave last night should be shanked, and hard, by a big spoon.

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YouTube – Gob’s Magic Show Dance

Posted in funny, television by indiegoddess on October 27, 2008

YouTube – Gob’s Magic Show Dance

Okay, this is actually what I was looking for. But only since, for some reason, the combination of 4chan hacking a fake John McCain board and the google search for “demonic baby” has gotten “Final Countdown” stuck in my head.

Now I need to go watch Arrested Development.

YouTube – Arrested Development: Chicken

Posted in funny, television by indiegoddess on October 27, 2008

He says it best

Posted in 2008 election, political, television by writerwriting on October 21, 2008

Keith Olbermann’s special comment tonight.

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Posted in personal, television by writerwriting on October 19, 2008

Get the 101st Airborne In There, and Shit

Posted in history, imagination land, personal, television by indiegoddess on October 19, 2008

I just don’t understand why the 101st Airborne Division was like, EVERYWHERE during World War II and did like EVERYTHING in that fucking war. There were like 1,000 deaths in the division, right? And they were at EVERYTHING. And they won like, EVERYTHING.

So, explain to me why we needed to have like, 72 million deaths in that war when we could have just had those people like, do everything. I mean, I will say that Nix and Winters could have just handled all of Nazi Germany BY THEMSELVES. Especially since it is obvs that they could kill everyone with their eyes closed and both hands tied behind their backs.

I mean with Jimi Hendrix up in that shit, everyone else could just sit down and like, eat some watermelon and set off fireworks and set the fuckers who PLAYED Nix and Winters in Band of Brothers out on the fucking Nazis and BAM NO MORE NAZIS.

It could happen. It should have happened. Clearly I am the best military strategist and I should be president now. K, thanks.

Saturday

Posted in personal, television by indiegoddess on October 18, 2008

Okay.

Don’t you think I look cute in this hat?

Posted in funny, television by writerwriting on October 18, 2008

YouTube – Bill O’Reilly Flips Out — DANCE REMIX

Posted in funny, television by indiegoddess on October 17, 2008